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Dinosaur Eggs And Nest Up For Sale To The Highest Bidder.

By Bitesize ⋅ November 30, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A Dinosaurs Nest With Eggs Has Been Put Up For Sale.
The Well Preserved 65 Milion Year Old Nest Contains 22 Eggs, Some OF Which Are Broken To Expose Tiny Dinosaur Skeletons.  It IS Believed That THe Eggs Are From The Raptor Family Of Ancients, Scientists Are Still Trying TO Decide Which Of The 6-8 Species  [...]

German Man Prevents Car Thief From Escaping. Has This Guy Seen Too Many Films?

By Bitesize ⋅ November 29, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A German Man Jumped Onto A Car Roof To Stop a Car Thief It Is Reported.
The 45 Year Old Man Called Police and Alerted Them To The Thief after Noticing His Driving was Suspicious. He Gave Chase In His Own Car Which Also Had His Wife And Two Children In It.
The 45 Year Old Have-A-Go-Hero [...]

Great Wall Of China Called “Pile OF Earth”

By Bitesize ⋅ November 28, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Just 3 Days BEfore New Laws Are To Be Put In Place That Would See People Fined 32,000 GBP  For Damaging The World Heritage. 3 Men Have Been Detained For Taking Soil From Where The Great Wall Had Once Stood And Was No Doubt TO Be Rebuilt.
The Men Had Used Machinery To Take Soil From The Wall [...]

Irelands Dumbest Criminal.

By Bitesize ⋅ November 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

The Irish Police Have Advised A Crook Who’s LasT Three “Jobs” And Subsequently His Last Three Arrests Have Included:
Been Hit By A Lorry After Robbing A Betting Shop.
Getting Pinned To The Ceiling By A Security Device Iin a Bank After His Heist Went Wrong.Whilst Pinned To The Ceiling By His LEg He Stuffed Money Into [...]

Space Golf Shot A Success.

By Bitesize ⋅ November 23, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Our Recent Article About Space Golf has happened. With All Success.
It Is Suggested That The Golf ball Will Circle The Earth 48 Times Before Entering The Earths Atmosphere And Burning up.
Although Astronaut Tyurin Believes It Was A Perfect Drive. it Actually Wasn’t And Was Sliced Hard Right InStead Of A Stright Drive From the Back [...]

Worlds Largest Joint Attempt Cancelled

By Bitesize ⋅ November 22, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A Group Of Dutch Smokers Had planned To Break The World Record For The Largest Joint Ever Smoked. But THey Soon Realized They Might Just Be Breaking The Law.
 
The Group Planned To Handroll a 1.5 Metre Joint And Sit And Smoke It In A Bar. The Joint Would be Made Of 500 grammes Of Pure [...]

Snakes On A Plane. Almost For Real In Manila

By Bitesize ⋅ November 22, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

More Than 130 Reptiles Were Discovered And Prevented From Flying To Their Destination In Bangkok.
The Lizards Were In Make-Shift Nappies To PRevent The Strong Smell Of Their Urine. And The Snakes Kept In Water Bottles. Officials Realized The Reptiles Whilst X-raying The Baggage Before Flight When They Noticed Something Moving Inside One Of the Bags. [...]

Frog Dissection Kit Removed From Store Shelves

By Bitesize ⋅ November 22, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A Frog Dissection Kit Was On Sale IN Manhattens SoHo Area Until Outraged Shoppers And Animal Activists Demanded The Kits Removal From The Store.
The $40 Kit Was On Sale In Jack Spade Store, The Kt Was Surrounded By Goods Such As Leather File Cases Priced At $775, Passport Holders Priced At $145.
It Comprised Of A Scissors, Magnifying [...]

Who Is The Richest Fictional Character? Find OUt Here

By Bitesize ⋅ November 21, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

I Have Absolutely No Idea What This Actually Is About. But Maybe SOme OF YoU Will.
 Move over Santa. The red-clad philanthropist has lost the top slot on Forbes magazines’ list of the 15 richest fictional characters to defence contractor Oliver “Daddy” Warbucks.
 
[Bitten From]
Somebody Help Me Understand This. It Feels LIke My Head Is Gunna Explode.
 
Forbes, [...]

The Beginning Of Space Sports.

By Bitesize ⋅ November 20, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

The Beginning Of Space Sports Is Here. Starting In The Form Of An Advert By Canadian Golf Equipment Company Element 21 Of Toronto Canada. The Company Paid The Russian Space Agency An Undisclosed Ammount.
The Cosmonaut Tyurin Will Hit A Gold Plated Golfball Off The Back OF The Space Station Into The Earths Orbit. Making It [...]

Robbers Attack Playstation 3 Queues.

By Bitesize ⋅ November 17, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Robbers Have Made Several Attacks Across America As The Playstation Came TO Launch Day.
In Connecticut A Man Was Shot IN The Chest When Robbers Demanded Money From The Prospective Buyers. The Man Is In Critical Condition And The Robbers Got Away.
Playstation Affected Other Parts OF The Country As Long Lines Formed For The COnsole With [...]

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