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Snakes On A Plane. Almost For Real In Manila

By Bitesize ⋅ November 22, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

More Than 130 Reptiles Were Discovered And Prevented From Flying To Their Destination In Bangkok.
The Lizards Were In Make-Shift Nappies To PRevent The Strong Smell Of Their Urine. And The Snakes Kept In Water Bottles. Officials Realized The Reptiles Whilst X-raying The Baggage Before Flight When They Noticed Something Moving Inside One Of the Bags. [...]

Frog Dissection Kit Removed From Store Shelves

By Bitesize ⋅ November 22, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A Frog Dissection Kit Was On Sale IN Manhattens SoHo Area Until Outraged Shoppers And Animal Activists Demanded The Kits Removal From The Store.
The $40 Kit Was On Sale In Jack Spade Store, The Kt Was Surrounded By Goods Such As LeatherÂ File CasesÂ Priced At $775, Passport Holders Priced At $145.
It Comprised Of A Scissors, Magnifying [...]

Vicious Dogs Have Vicious Owners?

By Bitesize ⋅ November 17, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A Study In Ohio On 355 Dogowners Showed That EVery Owner Who Had A Vicious Dog Had Also Had Run In With The Police. From Traffic related Crimes To Time Served In jail.
The Study Also SHowed That Owners OF More Chilled Out Dogs Such As Beagles And Poodles Hadnt Had As Much Police Contact.
Public Records [...]

Thai Panda Pooping Gold..

By Bitesize ⋅ November 14, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Not Literally Gold. But The Zoo Is Able To Make Money Out Of THe Panda Poo.
Panda Poo Is Been Made Into Paper And Sold As Souveneirs At The Thai Zoo Where The Porn Watching Pandas Are Been Kept.
The Project To Help Keep The Pandas Healthy And Learn About Their Habits IS funded By The Poo [...]

Police Officer Threatened With Live Snake.

By Bitesize ⋅ November 13, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

An Australian Man Who Was Stopped by Police For A Alcohol Breath Test After he Was Seen Swerving Across The Road, threatened The officer With A live Snake Which He picked up From The Road.
The Man Only Grabbed The Snake After The Test proved He Was Well Over The Legal Limit.
After Threateneing The Police With [...]

Thai Zoo To Show Porn To Male Panda

By Bitesize ⋅ November 11, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A Zoo In Thailand Is Planning TO Teach Their MAle Panda How To Mate With The Aid Of Porn Videos. The Male And Female Panda Have Been In Chiang Mai Thailand Since 2003 But Still Are Shy To Mate in Captivity. Experts At The Zoo Are Hoping That The Male Will Learn To Mate After [...]

Elephants Recognise Themselves IN Mirrors..

By Bitesize ⋅ November 9, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

How Kick Ass!!! Elephants Can Recognise Themselves In A mirror..
Scientists Say They Would Of expected The Animal To be A Bit Stand Offish To Start With They Say . This Means That They Are In An exclusive Club Along With Dolphins, Chimpanzees As Well As Of Course humans. All Other Animals Act As Though It [...]

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