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Hilton to be put on ice. Someone save the future!

By Bitesize ⋅ October 18, 2007 ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

As if having Paris Hilton here and now wasn’t bad enough. She now has plans to be frozen and brought back to life in the future.(Oh yay)

And if that alone wasn’t bad enough. She plans to freeze her pets too so they can join her and party hard in the future where nobody knows who she is.

She recently started her quest to be defrosted in the future by snaping up loads of shares in the Cryogenics Institute in Michigan. Which happens to be the largest suspended animation graveyard in existence. And yes Hilton will becoming one of their future residents.

Onstead of attaching her usual slogan of ‘Thats hot’ to the idea. She placed a new phrase. ‘Its so cool’ on her plans.  She explained her reasoning behind the plan by stating what maby already know about Cryogenics:

 “Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. “And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. ”

“My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years.”

The truth about whether Cryogenics will actually work or not are not fully known. What if the power goes out for a short amount of time and the ‘Graveyard’ defrosts and then freezes again? This would leave liquid in her system from the defrosting and when refrozen would cut through the cells like miniture knives.

Or what if the company one day goes bust? This would also mean no more future Paris.

At the best. People of the future could see what a skank looked like in the 21st century. At the worst. She would be brought back to life and be able to visit a future jail.

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