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Britney Spears leaks some songs and lets us now shes a rapper

By Bitesize ⋅ August 25, 2007 ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

Oh no. Please no.
Puh-lease no.

Britney “Just call me B-dawg” Spears is the center of a little Heidi Montag-esque song-leaking recently, what with 2 songs “accidentally” dropped in the past few days. However, it’s not even the fact that the former princess of pop is going to such low extremes to create (even more of) a buzz about herself - Uh, I mean, her music - it’s really just the fact that we were delighted to think she’s isolated herself from all things K-Fed, bad style, bad rapping….

Clearly not.

Check out some lyrics to the latest “leaked” Britney hit… or miss.

    I’m Britney Spears and I’m shaking my ass
I sign a thousand autographs
Please - just get to the point when you talk to me
And if a favor gets involved, just rub my feet
Yea this business is fucked
And I want some fun
I wanna sit at home and watch Dumb and Dumber
Sike- I take that back, I’m just trickin’ you see
Cause when I show my belly everybody copies me
It’s kinda cool, nothin’ but guys
But I’m just Britney Spears and I got all this power
But the bottom line is I don’t even use it
Right when you become a bitch that’s when you lose it
So what if I do? What if I lose it all today?
I’ve always got my friends to hold me all the way
Happiness is the key, and love when you fall
Like Lauren Hill said you ain’t got that - got nothing at all, y’all
So how you been?
It’s been awhile.
But it feels nice
It really feels nice
Yeah.

Oh dear.

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