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Lindsay Lohan missing poster on Paris gate

By Bitesize ⋅ August 17, 2007 ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

Somebody with a good great hilarious sense of humour came up with this stunt which is going around the newswire at the moment.

In the middle of the night someone left a ‘LOST DOG‘ poster on Paris Hilton’s gate. On the Lost Dog poster was a picture of LiLo’s mugshot and the following text :

LOST DOG – HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years

Weight: anorexic

Eyes: dilated

Coat: spotted/freckled

Breed: Freckle-Bellied coke Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of 24 July 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her ‘doggy bag’ and her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING

If you have any information, please call —- or go to —-

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.

Personally i find it hilarious.  Although others may not. I did.

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