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Plans of retiring at 30 for Lily Allen

By Bitesize ⋅ June 27, 2007 ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

Retiring at 30 is almost everyones dreams. Most people want to spend it with their loved ones on a beach somewhere. Others just want to chill at home with their family and friends. Lily Allen has revealed what her plans are to retirement and also what she plans to do after retirement.

My first thoughts of what Lily wanted to do would be: 1. Get drunk most the time 2. Insult people prettier than she is 3. Repeat steps 1 through 3.

However it does seem that i was wrong, as contactmusic reported her true plans:

“What I’m going to do is work really hard, trying to make as much money as I can, then retire when I’m 30 and have my childhood. “I’ll just sit in the countryside, ride quad bikes all day and have my own paintball course.”

So her and boyfriend Seb intend to race around fields shooting paintballs at each other. Sounds like a great idea. But she would need more people to get involved. Now here comes the master plan for Lily.

If she’s smart she would invite Cheryl Cole to a ‘friendly‘ game of Paintballing.  Even if it meant being on Cheryls side. Then at the start of the game, blast her with as many paintballs as she can as fast as she can.  She could even run her over with the quad.She could do this with all the people she’s slagged off over the last few months. Although the Americans could take some time.

If Lily wants to put these plans into action. She’s got the next 8 years to make her fortunes before she hits 30.

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