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Lily Allen gets drunk and insults a few world leaders

By Bitesize ⋅ April 8, 2007 ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

How many people read the news, spot Lily Allen’s name and wish she would keep her mouth shut?  I mean just for once. I know thats what i think when i see her name. She just seems to be acting more and more like a spoilt little girl. (Which i believe she is!).

Whenever she has a drink of alcohol she thinks she can take on the world.  She started by assaulting a photographer whilst on a night out. The photographer received a bloody nose and a prime shot of Lily’s foot.  Then there was Lily Allen bitching at Kate Moss about their fashion ranges.

Then we have the famous words she can’t remember saying. The time when she called “all Americans backwards“.

Funny thing is she actually thinks she is a better role model than anybody else out there. Oh how wrong could she be.

After all her mouthing off and trying to look big and clever she has somehow managed to convince the people she calls ‘backwards‘, To continue buying tickets to her events.  Why buy tickets to see someone insult you and your nation?  Who knows but the Yanks are still buying them.

Now in the last few days Lily Allen has managed once again to open her mouth and this time insult The President of the USA and Tony Blair who is of course the Prime Minister.  She referred to the two leaders as “A C**t and a C**t’s bitch.”

Although she didn’t keep focus on them, Instead she shifted to herself where she said she was probably Bisexual as she was fed up of guys with ‘tiny dicks’. And that San Diego has the best crack whores she had ever seen and was considering becoming a lesbian.

So from bisexual to lesbian in  just a few minutes. Maybe its time for this girl to stop her drinking.  She doesn’t seem to know whats going on and just rambles on about anything that she thinks will make her even more famous.

By the time she had sobered up(We think she was sober) she left a message on her MySpace. Saying “Is it really important to break America? I’m bored.”

No wonder she’s bored, She’s not creating any of her own music.  Well not according to a fan that allegedly spoke to The Sun newspaper.  They quote a fan as saying:

” she moaned she was tired of her own songs so did covers of Keane, Kaiser Chiefs and Blondie,“

So the talentless brat has had enough of the USA, thinks Americans are backwards, she’s obviously delusional, thinking that she is a better role model than others and may become a bisexual lesbian crack whore.

As for the guys with tiny dicks comment by Lily. Maybe she would find it more satisfying if it wasn’t like throwing a pencil down a corridor.

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