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K-Fed Might Attempt To Write?

By Bitesize ⋅ November 23, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A Recent Internet Article By Playfuls.com Has Said That Wannabe Rapper Is Thinking About Writing A Book About THe Pop-Princess.(Yes He Can Apparently Write!)
The Wannabe Is Threatening To Release Info About Britney Such As Her Sexuality. He Says That Brit Begged Him For Threesomes And Often Fantacized About Other Females. Other Things HE INtends To [...]

Space Golf Shot A Success.

By Bitesize ⋅ November 23, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Our Recent Article About Space Golf has happened. With All Success.
It Is Suggested That The Golf ball Will Circle The Earth 48 Times Before Entering The Earths Atmosphere And Burning up.
Although Astronaut Tyurin Believes It Was A Perfect Drive. it Actually Wasn’t And Was Sliced Hard Right InStead Of A Stright Drive From the Back [...]

Microsoft To Be Sued Over Patent Breach

By Bitesize ⋅ November 23, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Alcaltel The French Telecommunications Company Are Threatening To Sue Microsoft Over Alleged Patent Breach.
Alcatel Are Saying That Microsoft Hasn’t Just Breached 1 Patent But Seven In Total. At present It Is unclear Which Software Developed by Microsoft Breaches These Patents, but Alcatel Are Saying That It relates To Video And Network Communications.
 
Alcatel State They Just [...]

Worlds Largest Joint Attempt Cancelled

By Bitesize ⋅ November 22, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A Group Of Dutch Smokers Had planned To Break The World Record For The Largest Joint Ever Smoked. But THey Soon Realized They Might Just Be Breaking The Law.
 
The Group Planned To Handroll a 1.5 Metre Joint And Sit And Smoke It In A Bar. The Joint Would be Made Of 500 grammes Of Pure [...]

Cancer Causing Dye Found In Egg From China.

By Bitesize ⋅ November 22, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

An Imported Egg From Hunan In China Was Found TO Have The Cancer Causing Chemical In It Called Sudan II.
Sudan II Was Used By Farmers In China To Help Give Their Duck Eggs A Red Finish And Make Them Appear Fresher.
Hong Kong Agencies Promptly COntacted The Chinese Government Demanding The Export Of Chinese Eggs Be [...]

Snakes On A Plane. Almost For Real In Manila

By Bitesize ⋅ November 22, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

More Than 130 Reptiles Were Discovered And Prevented From Flying To Their Destination In Bangkok.
The Lizards Were In Make-Shift Nappies To PRevent The Strong Smell Of Their Urine. And The Snakes Kept In Water Bottles. Officials Realized The Reptiles Whilst X-raying The Baggage Before Flight When They Noticed Something Moving Inside One Of the Bags. [...]

Frog Dissection Kit Removed From Store Shelves

By Bitesize ⋅ November 22, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A Frog Dissection Kit Was On Sale IN Manhattens SoHo Area Until Outraged Shoppers And Animal Activists Demanded The Kits Removal From The Store.
The $40 Kit Was On Sale In Jack Spade Store, The Kt Was Surrounded By Goods Such As Leather File Cases Priced At $775, Passport Holders Priced At $145.
It Comprised Of A Scissors, Magnifying [...]

Who Is The Richest Fictional Character? Find OUt Here

By Bitesize ⋅ November 21, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

I Have Absolutely No Idea What This Actually Is About. But Maybe SOme OF YoU Will.
 Move over Santa. The red-clad philanthropist has lost the top slot on Forbes magazines’ list of the 15 richest fictional characters to defence contractor Oliver “Daddy” Warbucks.
 
[Bitten From]
Somebody Help Me Understand This. It Feels LIke My Head Is Gunna Explode.
 
Forbes, [...]

The Beginning Of Space Sports.

By Bitesize ⋅ November 20, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

The Beginning Of Space Sports Is Here. Starting In The Form Of An Advert By Canadian Golf Equipment Company Element 21 Of Toronto Canada. The Company Paid The Russian Space Agency An Undisclosed Ammount.
The Cosmonaut Tyurin Will Hit A Gold Plated Golfball Off The Back OF The Space Station Into The Earths Orbit. Making It [...]

USA Dance Around In The Glory Of Wii

By Bitesize ⋅ November 20, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Wii Has Been Launched And Sold Across Stores In The USA This Weekend.
Nintendo Launched As Many As Four Times Wii Units Than Sony Did PS3’s, No Wonder The USA Are Bathing In The Console.
Unfortunately It Wasnt Shipped With The HDMI Cable Which IS Needed For HDTV. The Cable Can Be Bought For An Extra $30 [...]

Voice OF Talking Clock To Be Changed. UK

By Bitesize ⋅ November 18, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

The Voice Of The Talking Clock Is Due To be Changed After 21 Years.
THe Voice Is OF Brian Cobby (77) Is Due To Be Replaced By Sara Mendes da Costa From Brighton After She Won a Competition That Was Announced ON The Radio.   Sara Was The Lucky Winner Out Of 18,405 Entrants.  THe Clock Started In [...]

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