
KFC Has Launched A New Advertising Bid, In The Nevada Desert Near Rachel.(Area 51 Terriorty)
The New Advertising Campaign Can Be Seen From Space And In Size Totals An 87,500 square-foot image of Colonel Sanders. The Company Have Said “If there are extraterrestrials in outer space, KFC wants to become their restaurant of choice,” KFC President Gregg Dedrick.
The Updated Logo Features Col. Sanders In His String Bow Tie But With A Red And White Strioped Apro Instead Of His Usual White Double Breasted Jacket.
 ”If we hear back from a life form in space today - whether NASA astronauts or a signal from some life form on Mars - we’ll send up some Original Recipe Chicken,” said Dedrick.
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It Seems To ME That This Is The Strangest Thing Going On In Area 51. Not Aliens.
Maybe The Stupid American Company Didn’t Think That Aliens Wont Be Carrying Much Earth Money Let Alone Dollars. Surely A Huge Image Like The One There Will Only Cause Any Life Forms To Want To Attack Earth To Get Rid OF Stupid People That Place These Things IN Large Open Areas.
At Least The Yanks Will Be The First To Suffer The Lethal Deathray Should It Happen.
The Image Was Pieced Together Like A Giant Jigsaw.

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Well, I hope the aliens boycott KFC. They torture millions of chickens by forcing them in little cages where they cannot stand all the way up, but cannot sit, either.
Ya see, it builds their chest muscles, thereby making more breast meat.
Indeed Cat. Its Not RIght TO Treat THe Animals That Them So Much Money In Such A Harsh And Disgusting Way.
Maybe THe Aliens WOuld COnsider Making Alien Fried Human Burgers ANd The Such. (Of Course Only Using The People That Treat Chickens IN Such A Way.)
greetz